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Dear Audience, this is a speech made up completely from my imagination. The speech shall be about the 4th dimension and how it is to live there.
First, some theories I have about what the 4th dimension looks like.
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The universe is formed like a doughnut, as we already know. What if the 4th dimension is formed the same way, but now it’s the earth that is formed that way?
Things are like the same, but looped just like the universe is formed like a doughnut.
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You know when you’ve walked too far when the road starts to bend downwards, and starts to blur in white and blue. The air starts to smell like mint.
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And then you know that the doughnut world is bending, and you have to either go back or forwards, but then it’s hard to walk because you have to go around the whole doughnut again to come home. And the underside of the doughnut earth is very minty; you know when you have too strong toothpaste? That’s how it will feel all the time on the underside.
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Gravity works normal on most things, but not food. Gravity doesn’t work on edible things, so everything that you can eat is always up in the air. That’s why the “farmers” have tame eagles to take the food down to their barns.
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Internet is made in solid form, but is soft like jelly and formed like a Swiss roll.
And when you buy it, the cashier cuts of a piece of internet and puts it in a bowl made special for this internet, and when you come home you push the soft internet into the computer’s screen. And there you can use until you run out of internet. But it’s hard to run out of internet, because you get flying atoms to your computer all the time when you give away yours.
This Swiss-roll Internet is connected to other Swiss-roll Internets by being so soft, and atoms from it are always flying out from your computer to land on others and sharing information that way. That internet is always fast. The more distance, the faster they go.
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